Thursday, June 18, 2009

House Trashing Party!

Heeeey!! WOOHOO!! Welcome to my house trashing party! Now that mom has boyfriend, she is gone way too much, and when she IS home she is either texting and or talking to boyfriend. Plus, all this medical she is about to have will also cause me to get less attention. SOOOO, to show my dislike for this, I am having a house trashing party. Paintings on the wall are off limits as great grandma did them and they are special. However, mom's bed could be shredded, as well as the tissue on the roll things. We can also empty cupboards, remove cushions, clear tables shred blinds, soap windows hurl a few hairballs, knock over flowers, turn over chairs, knock stuff off shelves (just watch out for the Squillions hiding), etc. Let's show mom and boyfriend our grief! Leeeeeeet's doooooo iiiiiit!!!!! GOOOOOOOOO!!! = cats and kittens and a few woofies scatter everywhere= Love, Beau


Samantha, Mr. Tigger and Maverick said...

Oh my goodness! We finally made it here!! Mom has been so busy and lazy that we couldn't get her to get us to your house!! Now we will stay for awhile!! What can we trash!!
Your FL furiends,

Timmy said...

::Peeks into Bedroom & heads for a corner::
::Zoned Glazed Stare::
::Flees the scene of the crime with tail held high::

Hansel said...

woo ohooo we're here for the partay!

Sassy Kat said...

So lookiing forward to this. I will bring a big supply of TP!

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Maxie here If you need a house trashed i am your cat!!!!

frist maxie sheeds rools of tp and make sure to drop on in the humman litter box

Next he move tords papper towals this one my faviort play with the rool and sherds it

Next maxie walks over to the shelfs and stars to wap thigs off.

Then he knocks over the trash there must be plastic some were

This is fun I be back to do more i need a little snooozy

Maxie the house trashig expert

Tiger Lily said...

Hey ~ great party!

I will find all the little things like Chap Stick and hide them.

I will shred any chair you want me to Beau.
Tiger Lily

I am not much for trashing anything but if the mail is a little crinkled I can hide it under the furniture.

I will rumple up your throw rugs.

Thank you for inviting us!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said... we come!

Noll's Nip said...

What a novel idea for a party. Count us in!

Charlemagne and Tamar said...

Charlemagne, the hairball specialist reporting for duty ::waives paw::

::Tamar runs at full speed at a chair, leaping to knock it over::

Woo-hoo - we having fun now!

Tamar and Charlemagne

Eric and Flynn said...

We're here! Claws all sharpened and ready for shredding.

Furkidsmom said...

We've got loads of furs to shed all over everything and we're ready to hork some hairballs too! LETS PARTY!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Sassy Kat said...

That has been great! Oh what fun we are having. I need to leave for a little bit, I have to go to the store and get more TP. I do believe that we have run out.

Rascal said...

Your mom absolutely deserves this. She ought to know that Cats are always the top priority. Not boyfriends.

Now, I'm in the mood for some curtain climbing!

Patty Skypants said...

Thanks fur inviting me! Mai speshulty is puking in shoe boxes, so show me where iz closets! xxoo Bhu

P.S. Where's the nip?

DaisyMae Maus said...

The Feline Americans an' I are here after a side trip to Sam's Club for an industrial sized package of toilet paper ... Let's trash the place! Whoot whoot!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ok we am ready to power barf, well akshully Beau Beau is cuz he seems to be da master at dat, an den we wants to see da new boyfriend clean it up coz dat's how yoo can tell if a new boyfriend is good stayin kinda boyfriend coz he has to take care of da Mom lady ofur wise we gonna go to hims house an trash IT instead!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

Beau. be sure to barf on da new boyfriend. Maybe he'll get so grossed out dat he'll go away...

THE ZOO said...

wwhhoooo this iz sum party yoof thrown Beau.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, now that the house is trashed, we thought we would stop by and see how your mom is doing. You too, of course, since you aren't getting enough attention right now.

Jack and Persephone said...

Sorry we're late! Anything left to trash?

We're purring for your mom and your mom's boyfriend.


Hi Mr Beau! I'm very good at bunny kicking paper towel rolls to itty bitty bits! Got any that need shredding?