Mom is thinking I should be on something called Twitter. That way every cat can know what I'm doing when I'm doing it. I have reservations about this. First of all, I'm not sure I want everyone knowing my every move all the time, or even what I'm thinking. To me that is an invasion of my privacy, and therefore undignified and ungentlemanly. Second, mom sad when you post on your twitter thing, it's called a tweet. What the....????? I am NOT going to be TWEETing. I am a CAT, not a bird. Something about a cat tweeting seems very unnatural and just wrong. That seems unnatural to the point it would alter the universe or something. I just can't do it!! I really want to know what you think about this tweeting stuff, especially from a cat.