Not Thinking Humans

I don't know about you, but I sometimes wonder, and worry, about my human. Like the other day she was heating up food in the microwave, and the instructions specifically said item will be hot, remove with both paws/hands. Did she pay attention?. NOOOOO. She tried pulling it out with only one hand and managed to stick a finger into the hot and burn her finger. Way to go human! And, this is the person who is responsible for my care?? :::sigh::: Anyway, being the loving, caring, sensitive, compassionate mancat I am I licked and licked and licked the wound to try making it better. Then I told her to stick it in cold water because she said it still hurt. Even a great cat can only do so much for a human, ya know! Sometimes I wonder what our humans would do without us. After all, they prove over and over agan that we truly are smarter than they are and they need us to care for them. So, tell me, what is something YOUR human has done where he/she evidently did not think first??? Love, Beau